Jokes: Conversation between Father and Son

1. Father: I have told you so many times not to tell a lie.To tell a lie is a nasty thing. Do you know what may happen if you tell a lie?

Son: I know dad.By telling a lie I can travel by train at half ticket. Can't you remember the other day at the time of going to Dhaka you bought a half ticket for me telling a lie.


2. Father : Do you know my son where is the packet of sweet that your mother brought?
Son: You are a diabetic patient. That's why mom has kept it in a hiding place.
Father: Do you know where has she kept it?
Son : No dad. Let's follow the line of ants.

School Jokes

The Teacher says to the class: Who ever stands up is stupid

*Nobody stands up*

Teacher: I said Who ever stands up is stupid!

*Little Johnny stands up*

Teacher: Johnny, do you really think that you are stupid?

Little Johnny: No Mrs. I just thought that may be you are lonely being the only one standing.

Interesting Jokes

1. What do u call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer.


2. Whats black & brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman Pinscher.