Redhead Joke

1. What do you call a redhead with an attitude?

Ans: Normal.

2. What's it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?

Ans. Bestiality

Jokes

1. What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians?

    One hundred people who don't do dick.

2. A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side.        His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had  never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful,"
it was "cute".She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"