Jokes: Conversation between two friends

1.

First Friend: 'Haven't you got married with Luna at last?'

Second Friend: 'No.'

First Friend: 'Why?'

Second Friend: ' I'm not rich enough. That's why she didn't agree to marry me.'

First Friend: 'Didn't you tell her about your rich uncle?'

Second Friend : 'I told. That's why she is now my aunt.



2.

First Friend: 'Do you know once some robbers commited a daring robbery in our house?'

Second Friend: 'Really, then what happened?'

First Friend: 'When the robbers point out their arms towards us all of ours hair got stood up except my uncle.'

Second Friend: 'Are your uncle very brave?'

First Friend: 'Oh no, my uncle is bald.'